Ten Things No one Told Me About Parenthood:
- The puddle of yellow liquid on the floor is not really apple juice.
- I need a lot of bed sheets...LIKE A LOT.
- I am going to be sweeping, mopping, and washing dishes at least five times a day. AT LEAST.
- Using the restroom alone...haha. Not happening!
- Bedtime routine really starts at 3 PM if I want the kids to sleep by 9 PM.
- I need to hide all pens, pencils, markers, crayons, paintbrushes, makeup brushes, makeup, anything that basically leaves a trace of color.
- I can now put professional bargainer on my resume.
- They get super stiff, almost like a iron board when I need to put them in car seats, high chairs, bouncers, or anything that straps them down to the seat.
- Every time they get sick, wait a few days and I’ll be sick too.
- That my heart would be filled with so much love and care for little miniature versions of me.♥ Chris
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