Thursday, April 23, 2015

Ten Things No one Told Me About Parenthood:

Ten Things No one Told Me About Parenthood:

  1. The puddle of yellow liquid on the floor is not really apple juice.
  2. I need a lot of bed sheets...LIKE A LOT.
  3. I am going to be sweeping, mopping, and washing dishes at least five times a day. AT LEAST.
  4. Using the restroom alone...haha. Not happening!
  5. Bedtime routine really starts at 3 PM if I want the kids to sleep by 9 PM.
  6. I need to hide all pens, pencils, markers, crayons, paintbrushes, makeup brushes, makeup, anything that basically leaves a trace of color.
  7. I can now put professional bargainer on my resume.
  8. They get super stiff, almost like a iron board when I need to put them in car seats, high chairs, bouncers, or anything that straps them down to the seat.
  9. Every time they get sick, wait a few days and I’ll be sick too.
  10. That my heart would be filled with so much love and care for little miniature versions of me.

    ♥ Chris

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